^When everything's coming you'r way, you'r in the wrong lane^
^For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain^
^Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it is'nt^
^Everyone makes mistakes, the trick is to make them when no one is looking^
^Where there's a Will there's 500 relatives^
^Needing someone is like needing a parachute, If he isn't there the first time you need him, the chances are you wont be needing him again^
^I love to give homemade gifts , which of my kids do you want^
^Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried^
^His nose is snottier than a frog in a blender^
^Everything is funny as long as it happens to somebody else^
^ If you can count you'r money, than you don't have a billion dollars^
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